- By George... They Are Already At It..
I never knew that George Fernandes has so much of a fan following amongst the youngsters. He did announce that call centers and malls should have unions. Mr. Fernandes, you shall be pleased to know that two employees - a man and a woman (thank god for at least that!) - of one of the biggest call centrs in India seem to have taken your call for 'unions in call centers' a tad seriously. They were caught on tape, indulging in 'union of the third kinds', stopping just short of the 'HELL YEAH BABY, DONT STOP NOW!' stage of fornicartion right in the humble confines of their employer - a call center. Now, Sir George, either they are your fans or they may just be 'misled-by-desire' kinds of employees. But before setting up unions in call centers, you should fight for proper linguistic standards in call center employees! The word 'union', as this merry (for lack of a better word)-making couple may not have known, has many meanings.. - MOs.. More Power To MOs.. MOs Stands For Multiple Observations.. You Dirty Mind!
- Real estate prices near the criminal courts and jails are bound to rise. So many Bollywood stars under the eagle-eyed lawmakers.. they are bound to look for places to reside somewhere in the vicinity of the courts.
- Excess testesterone causes hair fall. Which means bald men have a stronger-than-regular sex drive. And what do balding old men do, especially since, for them, 'getting' sex isn't as strong a possibility as it is for a young bald man? How then, does more testesterone translate into sex for them? They pleasure themselves in the weirdest of ways! They go ahead, open their mouth, praise some fugitives from neighboring countries and f*** their own happiness.
- 'dot xxx' will be the new domain address for porn sites. Too in-your-face, ain't it? I mean, aren't the names of such sites explicit enough? Does one have to spell it out with sick domain names like XXX? Like.. imagine someone saying 'hey my fav site is pinkp****.XXX'!!??? You wanna drill it in? But scarier is the prospect of some more sites with plain jane names, but with the dreaded domain extension. And then there will be some all-new entrants - the self-improvement kinds that will also have porn content.. How about www.chickensoupforthea**hole.xxx?
- At last the words 'bhai' and 'threat' are back at being used in the correct context. For a change this is not the underworld we are talking about - we ain't talking Lakdawala versus Nadiadwala. We are talking about Bachchan versus Bachchan.
- Pataudi wants time till 15th June to surrender to the courts. Any guesses why? Mine is.. 'Sharmilajee, aapke haathon se bana hua khaana chahiye... Kya pata jail mein kaisi rotiyaan todni padein?' Her answer... Hmmm any guesses? 'Please speak in English. I don't understand Hindi!'
posted by Creatiwitty @ 7:49 AM
